We Have A Potential Nudist

Sorry folks, it's not Phil. It's the toddler.

It is completely frustrating and hysterical all at the same time. Evan is a wee bit past two and has been dabbling in nudism for a few months. He at least experiments in the privacy of his crib.

At first it started with shirt removal. Well he was shy you know, had to test the waters. Then he brazenly started removing his pants, and we were finding him snoozing sans jammies (but with diaper).

But lately he has found his moxie and started going full-on nude. XXX stuff. We find him at night, sleeping completely naked. In the morning if we don't get him out of his crib fast enough, he will strip down to his Birthday Suit (you're two months late buddy) and then proceed to wet everywhere.

In addition, bathtime has gotten beyond entertaining. After toweling him off, he darts down the hall, so proud of his nakedness. It's like his own personal Discovery Channel down there. I guess when it's been covered your whole life, that would be a pretty cool thing to find. We just try to redirect with a book (full of clothed children) and hurry to get him dressed. I suppose he will outgrow it soon enough. I will bid it good riddance and miss it all at the same time! Who ever said parenthood was easy?